POSION PROFILE
Not everything green is good. Some plants are straight-up poisonous — to pets, kids, and anyone dumb enough to take a bite.
What It Means:
This isn’t just about pets. If it has teeth, a mouth, or bad judgment, this matters. Some plants are safe. Others are one nibble away from regret. The Poison Profile breaks it down fast — so you know exactly what kind of threat your plant is packing.
Soft AF:
Totally safe. Bite it, lick it, hug it.
🧠 Pro Tip: Perfect for households with toddlers, pets, or curious roommates. Zero drama. These are the peacekeepers of your plant crew.
Mild Menace:
Might cause irritation. Usually just drama, not danger.
🧠 Pro Tip: Don’t panic if someone mouths it — but don’t encourage it. Keep these out of reach if your dog’s a chewer or your kid’s a wild card.
Toxic AF:
Ingesting = serious problems.
🧠 Pro Tip: These are not for casual homes. Vomiting, burning, swelling — you name it. Pothos, philodendrons, and their toxic crew belong out of reach.
Lethal Weapon:
One bite, real consequences.
🧠 Pro Tip: These plants do not mess around. Oleander, Dieffenbachia, and Sago Palm can land someone in the ER or worse. Don’t take chances — elevate, isolate, or skip entirely if you’ve got living liabilities in the house.
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