Humidity Hunger Scale
Some plants live for the sauna. Others can hack a dry Canadian winter.
Humidity isn’t just a preference — for some plants, it’s survival. Too dry, and they crisp. Too wet, and you’re growing mold instead of leaves. This scale shows how much moisture your plant wants floating in the air before it either thrives — or taps out.
What It Means:
Humidity is one of the most overlooked factors in plant care. Some plants couldn’t care less — others will throw a tantrum the second the air gets dry. This scale tells you how steamy your setup needs to be before your plant starts to thrive (or survive).
Desert Dry:
Cracks a smile in the Sahara.
Totally fine with low humidity. No fuss.
🧠 Pro Tip: No humidifier needed. These plants love airflow and bone-dry air — perfect for windowsills, desktops, or anywhere you forget about them.
Dry Room Dealer:
Doesn’t cry over AC.
Medium tolerance. Works in most homes.
🧠 Pro Tip: These handle dry air just fine, but don’t stick them near heat vents or cold drafts. Consistency is more important than high humidity.
Tropical Tease:
Mists are love letters.
Does better with elevated humidity, especially in winter.
🧠 Pro Tip: Grouping plants, placing trays of water nearby, or running a small humidifier keeps these from crisping. Watch for brown tips — it’s their first complaint.
Steam Demon:
Wants rainforest levels or bust.
You’ll need a humidifier or shrine-level misting.
🧠 Pro Tip: 60% humidity or higher is the sweet spot. No guesswork — get a hygrometer and keep it near. If you skip the misting, be ready for a tantrum.
Ready to Level Up??
The Humidity Hunger Scale helps you dial in how muggy your setup needs to be — and what kind of plant attitude you’re dealing with.
Once you know your plant’s moisture vibe, pair it with a soil mix that helps lock in the right humidity balance.
